I live in England, I'm 20, I quit uni and got a job and I hate having to get up. I live for cute things.

 

dervlaaaarghhhh:

videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

give it all you’ve goat

Do you ever write a really long message and about halfway through you’re like “you know what, they don’t even care” and delete it

(via icanrelateto)

super-happy-ahegao-fun-club:

lychgate:

when you dont have enough money to pay for daycare AND dog sitting

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This by far the most fucked up post on the internet.

artisjustfrozenmusic:

feralblonde:

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

get some duct tape & fix that attitude

Don’t you have some jars you could be opening?

motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me.

C.S. Lewis (via thegoodlifeoncampus)