I live in England, I'm 20, I quit uni and got a job and I hate having to get up. I live for cute things.

 

brizzystar223:

iraffiruse:

Trying to sleep while drunk

ive never felt more connected to a post in my entire fucking life. 

ohitsjustkim:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

pizza spelt its own name wrong

saphire-dance:

I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.

essex-alpha:

okamidensetsu:

the-ankle-rocker:

This… 1000 times this.

Agreed.

Gaming is about having fun and it gets better with the more people you share it with. Phenomenal advise.

(Source: doublepseudonym)

thealchemisticpoet:

The whole side chick main chick bullshit is boys trying to create a pop culture in which cheating on the woman you’re with is considered cool or normal.

Don’t perpetuate it.

These are named after MONSTERS are you KIDDING ME if I don't get at least one of these I'm going to be very disappointed

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?

Ghost: Do you have any regrets?

Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?

Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?

Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?

Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?

Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?

Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?

Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?

Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?

Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?

Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?

Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?

Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?

Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

illhakuna-yo-tatas:

kendralynora:

cheethos:

kendralynora:

crazylia:

theuniverseisoursss:

lesbian-goddesss:

I’m not a lesbi- 

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…..Never Mind

this is the best fucking post ever made for a lesbian.

I think you forgot very important people

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*clears throat*

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THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR MY LESBIAN HEART TO HANDLE. UGH. SOMEONE ADD KRISTEN STEWART HERE!!!!

here, I’ll add both the lil bb lessies

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-breathes heavily-

Seriously? One WOC? Fucking one!? Fuck your white beauty bullshit.

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members