I live in England, I'm 20, I quit uni and got a job and I hate having to get up. I live for cute things.

 

dingdongyouarewrong:

atomicbassist:

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

exactly

(Source: gaimez)

peent:

if this post gets ten thousand notes every world government will be replaced by birds. help us achieve world peace. reblog if you have a heart.

mom: can you do me a favor?

me: will you pay me?

mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?

me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.